To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

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Unknown
Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.
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Joss Whedon
No, our science is no illusion. But an illusion it would be to suppose that what science cannot give us we can get elsewhere.
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Sigmund Freud
Whatever I learned, Whatever I knew, Seems like those faded years of childhood that flew, Away in some dilemma, Always in some confusion, The purpose of this life, Seems like an illusion!
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Mehek Bassi
Sanity is not about confrontation. It's about filtering. Having a stable and happy life is about saying "no" to crazy people, not about inviting them in and then hoping that confrontations are going to make them sane.
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Stefan Molyneux
More Quotes By Marty Rubin
One is never wounded by the love one gives, only by the love one expects.
The slope contains many wonders not found at the summit.
Philosophers console themselves with explanations.
The search for first causes is the ultimate wild goose chase.
When you separate thought from life, you get philosophy.